About this design
An antique landscape painting interrupted by a flying saucer and one very confused cow. Surreal, slightly cursed, perfectly suited for the chronically online.
The cow is having a moment.
The tin
- Slim stainless steel construction, cigarette-case silhouette
- One-handed push-button closure
- Side clasps hold your cards securely in place
- Compact, pocket-friendly — 3.94in by 2.36in
- Glossy epoxy resin coating — wear- and dent-resistant
What fits inside
Holds 6–8 cards plus folded cash, your ID, a parking ticket you forgot about — whatever you're actually carrying. Holds the essentials, ditches the bulk.
Made for
The chronically online. The conspiracy-curious. Anyone who knows the cow is fine.
* We do not sell, promote, or endorse tobacco, cannabis, or controlled substances.
