Static Chrome Cardholder Wallet

About this design

A thousand hairline grooves that read like a TV left on in an empty room. Analog horror, but it holds your bus pass.

Do not adjust your wallet.

The case

• Etched stainless steel, mirror-polish chrome finish — no prints, no coatings
• Classic cigarette-case silhouette with one-handed push-button closure
• Spring arms hold your cards securely in place
• Slim and pocket-friendly — built to scuff gracefully and outlive you
• Center plaque for initials, if the signal ever clears

What fits inside

Holds 6–8 cards plus folded cash, your ID, a note you wrote yourself and don't remember writing — whatever you're actually carrying. Holds the essentials, ditches the bulk.

Buy 2, save 15%. Buy 3, save 20%. Bad decisions love company.

Made for

People who fall asleep to analog horror and call it self-care.

* We do not sell, promote, or endorse tobacco, cannabis, or controlled substances.